thelastvictorian:

Joining a new fandom only to discover it’s been dead for years.

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orchidophile:

I’m craving netflix/cuddle time that transforms into really rough sex.

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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John : You realize this is a tiny bit embarrassing?
Sherlock : Then come home now.

(Source: sherlockspeare)

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silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

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notmydate:

Martin is well known for varying his delivery and giving the director lots of choices for the final cut.  I think the director made the right choice.

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Johnlock TV Tropes
↳Casual Kink
 […] No big deal is made out of it, at least not by the main characters. This can be a good excuse to play with gender roles and power dynamics, an excuse to get the Heteronormative Crusaders all riled up, or simply a way to put a character in an unexpected situation or let a conversation take an unexpected turn.

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

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