idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
john and greg are in a bar, the phone rings. greg answers and then hands the phone to john saying, “it’s your boyfriend”. john takes the phone and makes a face. “he’s not my boyfriend,” he says and then puts the phone to his ear. “hi babe”.
John coming home and Sherlock is in a bee keepers outfit and there are hives set up in the living room and John is about to yell but Sherlock looks so excited and happy that he just gives him the exasperated fondness look that he uses 24/7
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed